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Beyoncé f/ Nicki Minaj

weredoc:

Beyoncé f/ Nicki Minaj - ***Flawless (Extended Remix)

Bow Down + Flawless Remix
GET YOUR LIFE, GIRLS!

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mayawiig:

Favorite Celebs | Amy Poehler

Any time you can have perspective about what you have in your life and what you can give, that’s good for your mind and soul. That rush, feeling like I’m doing something besides looking at my phone, or worrying about the next job, or complaining about traffic — that can give you a lot of gratitude

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YOU'VE BEEN NOMINATED! I tagged you in a question thing. It got tagged on your URL. Have fun :)
parksandswanson parksandswanson Said:

Yay!

madam-squishy:

- pointed out acne
- treated you like a little slave (you get them EVERYTHING)
- made fun of people who you idolize
- made you feel like an outcast
- ever called you a mistake or worthless
- forced you to go to a place where you weren’t comfortable
- made jokes about your weight
- made you cry
- made you break down
- made you feel like you were all alone
If so I’m going to send each and everyone of you a message!

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not-your-senpai:

parksandswanson:

*sad*

Oh no baby. I’m here if you need me seriously

Nah dude it’s cool

*sad*

bodyrock:

Beyonce at VMA 2014

Beyoncé X10

codyaferg:

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.

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internetgoose:

like yes, I agree, girls are 500x better than boys, but let’s stop pretending that straight girls are not giant homophobes 9 times out of 10, and do remember that they are absolutely prone to ostracizing, undermining, bullying, harassing, outing, attacking, and assaulting lesbian and bi ones

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